Free Mindfulness Anti-Virus program
prevents dangerous information and hackers
from penetrating the system.
Free additional Defrag Meditation program
re-arranges fragmented chunks
making your disks smoother, cooler,
perform faster and better.
Also extremely Free!
Buddha PC Protector dissolves itself
once systems stabilized
and all threats neutralized!
Making this kick-ass program
Fineprint: Do not download until properly investigated.