Cool Zen IV – Deductive Reasoning

Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to be moving.”
New Neighbor: “Yes, it is and people around here seem extremely friendly.”

Neighbor 1: “So, what is it you do for a living?”
New Neighbor: “I am a professor at the University, I teach deductive reasoning.”

Neighbor 1: “Deductive reasoning, what’s that?”
New Neighbor: “Let me give you an example. I see you have a dog house out back. By that I deduce that you have a dog.”
Neighbor 1: “That’s right.”

New Neighbor: “The fact that you have a dog, leads me to deduce that you have a family.”
Neighbor 1: “Right again.”

New Neighbor: “Since you have a famly, I deduce that you have a wife.”
Neighbor 1: “Correct.”

New Neighbor: “And since you have a wife, I can deduce that you are heterosexual.”
Neighbor 1: “Yup.”
New Neighbor: “That is deductive reasoning.”
Neighbor 1: “Cool.”

Later that same day:
Neighbor 1: “Hey, I was talking to that new guy who moved in next door.”
Neighbor 2: “Is he a nice guy?”
Neighbor 1: “Yes, and he has an interesting job.”
Neighbor 2: “Oh, yeah, what does he do?”
Neighbor 1: “He is a professor of deductive reasoning at the University.”
Neighbor 2: “Deductive reasoning, what is that?”
Neighbor 1: “Let me give you an example. Do you have a dog house?”
Neighbor 2: “No.”
Neighbor 1: “Fag!”

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2 Responses to “Cool Zen IV – Deductive Reasoning”

  1. Love reading your site, I usually learn random interesting stuff.
    Emily RandallHusky Training

  2. Very nice post. Do you accept guest writers?

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