PM’s Top Ten List
TOP 10
Horoscope readings
No. 10
You should take out a life-insurance policy immediately!
No. 9
Left turn = live
Right turn = die.
No. 8
Confess your sins today and get a reduced 117,000volts sentence.
Do it not and cop the full 276,000volts.
No. 7
Your readings are inaccurate, because you’re a cat.
No. 6
After a horrifying fatal car accident, you’ll become famous.
No . 5
You’ll never live to see 2012 the movie.
No. 4
You are beautiful, rich, popular and happy…
Wait! you’re reading the wrong horoscope!
No. 3
You’ll realise your food has always been poop..
No. 2
You’ll become religious after listening to a 2000 year-old middle-eastern yarn.
No.1
GOD wants you dead!
Writings of Heart 
January 21, 2010 at 10:17 pm
Have you ever considered adding more videos to your blog posts to keep the readers more entertained? I mean I just read through the entire article of yours and it was quite good but since I’m more of a visual learner,I found that to be more helpful well let me know how it turns out. This is good…thanks for sharing
November 30, 2013 at 10:12 pm
I don’t remember doing this! But then again I have Alzheimer’s.